Macklemore - Stay At Home Dad Lyrics (Ft. Ryan Lewis)

<P align=center><B><EM><U>Stay At Home Dad Lyrics by Macklemore Ft. Ryan Lewis</U></EM></B> </P><br /><P align=center>[Speaking] Alright baby girl, lAnnotateets sing to it</P><br /><P align=center>[Pre-Verse]<BR>You're getting your degree, you're going to college<BR>I'm making music and hoping that kanye puts me on<BR>But If I don't make it baby, will you be mad at me<BR>If I just chilled at home as your stay-home-daddy?</P><br /><P align=center>[Verse 1]<BR>Come on, Ill make you coffee (coffee), and a bagel (bagel)<BR>And another bagel (2 bagels)<BR>Keep on reading that paper, then its off you go<BR>Hun your gonna be late, don't forget your briefcase, drive safe, (peace babe)<BR>Wake up the kids, toast the toast, put the raisin bran up in the bowl<BR>The toast.. did I forget the toast? The toast is toast, damnit I burnt the toast<BR>Start crying, the kid's like Dad what's wrong? Oh its not you kids..<BR>Its just me I'm alone.. Dad's a little bit stressed.. Oh FUCK!<BR>Feeling so sensitive, Im going for a latte, see whats popping at pilates<BR>Hit up my friends like yo what up man, you trying to have a spa date?<BR>The fuck? Your a stay at home dad... that's not gay!</P><br /><P align=center>[Hook]<BR>Ay, ay, ay, ay, you go to work, I mow the lawn<BR>Ay, ay, ay, ay, you make the cheese Ill bring the guac (Nacho Sauce, Spanish)<BR>Ay, ay, ay, ay, you buy the clothes, I'll take them off (?)<BR>Ay, ay, ay, ay, I'm a stay at home dad, this is my job</P><br /><P align=center>[Pre-Verse 2]<BR>You go girl, get that promotion<BR>Ill be on the sofa, collecting unemployment<BR>Yelling at the tv, watching Maury Povich<BR>Quit gropin' that girl, Maury Povich</P><br /><P align=center>[Verse 2]<BR>Who is this Shelly Jones bitch?<BR>Shit is 4 o'clock, time for Oprah (Oprah)<BR>The gospel of the Lord, for dads who stay at home<BR>Even though we can't get boners<BR>But still Ill trade that for your lane cooking lasagna<BR>Swoopin up the kids from soccer practice (soccer practice)<BR>Then time for gymnastics, rice crispy treats and wax baggies<BR>I'm with my kids in the mini-van, listening to NPR<BR>With the windows down, through the cul de sac</P><br /><P align=center>Then its homework time, dinner time, set the placemats<BR>Cut clean, tuck the rugrats in blankets<BR>Then I lay you down, pop two cialis, put on stain and<BR>Then go quench my palette<BR>Is that douche, or does your cooch just smell like flowers?<BR>Your feet are calloused, peppermint towlette<BR>Jasmine pedicure? Scented oil, homeopathic backrub?<BR>I am Aladin, your carpet is magic, your wish has been granted<BR>I would just love to ride your carpet out of the palace<BR>Now keep on bringing the green baby, and Ill keep on tossin' salad</P><br /><P align=center>[Hook]</P><br /><P align=center>[End - Speaking]<BR>Ladies and gentlemen, we have been, conditioned to believe<BR>We must fit in a role? brainwashed by babylon<BR>Depicting our role must match our genitalia, hell to the no<BR>Its men who go to work, and women raise the children, but I know<BR>The hardest job is maintaining the household<BR>So I am doing a back to back, no tradebacks, with this briefcase<BR>For 2010, I am staying at home</P><br /><P align=center><EM>Macklemore - Stay At Home Dad Lyrics (Ft. Ryan Lewis)</EM></P><br /><P align=center></P>

Macklemore - Stay At Home Dad Lyrics (Ft. Ryan Lewis)

Stay At Home Dad Lyrics by Macklemore Ft. Ryan Lewis [Speaking] Alright baby girl, lAnnotateets sing to it [Pre-Verse] You're getting y...

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